They float now?! Yep. These deep blue stunners aren’t just good-looking—they’re unsinkable. Meet the Goodr “They Call Me Unsinkable” sunglasses from the Tidal G floating collection. With reflective blue lenses, water-repellent coating, and the classic Goodr no-slip, no-bounce design, these shades are ready to ride the waves or chill on a floatie without ever saying goodbye.

If the Titanic had been made from Tidal Gs, we’d still be cruising.

Pick up your unsinkable pair at Sunjammers in Historic St. Andrews or order online now—before they drift into legend.